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Tiddlywank Tiddlywank

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Poor ending, blatantly reused content,long buildup

With that amount of buildup, you should've given us the most epic and amazing kamehameha scene in existence.

Instead it was kind of...weak. I know you're poking fun at the ridiculously long power up sequences in DBZ, but they had better scripts and you didn't notice when they repeated the same animation sequences 10 times.

Less buildup or a better ending would've netted youa higher score. Or not blatantly reusing the same content for 5 minutes, which should have been an indicator it was too long in the first place.



Tarboy Tarboy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing Synchronization and Visuals

The music and animation were sync'd beautifully. The rising action and fluid transition between styles were a joy to watch. This piece is polished to the point where any "improvements" are merely a matter of preference.

Great job to the composer and animator behind this. This is a professional submission with much talent and dedication behind it.

I'll be keep an eye out for your future works.



Naruto Filler Hell Naruto Filler Hell

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Sound..

Sound quality was a bit iffy, but it was really hilarious, and very messed up..
Good job, the Netherland ranch thing at the end was funny..



Naruto Deleted Scene Naruto Deleted Scene

Rated 4 / 5 stars

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LMFAO, priceless.
Much needed laugh..



Ultimate Naruto FanFlash Ultimate Naruto FanFlash

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very funny..

That was pretty funny to anyone that has seen Naruto, good job...



Broken Clocks Broken Clocks

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

...hm...

I havn't watched much of the broken saints series, so I probably missed a lot of jokes...but the funniest part of this was the "Leeeeeeory Jiiinkins!" part...



Trichinosis Trichinosis

Rated 4 / 5 stars

What can we really do?

I see the point trying to be made in this flash, but some of the facts are off, pointed out by the previous reviews. Also...directly off a book I read earlier this year, "Ishmael". *Feed 10,000 starving people and they will naturally reproduce. Then you have 40,000 starving people that cannot support themselves.* Does that make letting them starve right? What do we do when it comes down to starving America or starving other countries? Not easy decisions, and no easy answer. The Law of Nature dictates to every other organism on the planet that some will die, and some will starve. If wolf were to eat all the moose on a island, they will die. If moose were to overpopulate out of control, they would run out of food and starve some off. Humans are NOT outside of this rule, no matter how much we like to think ourselves of being. As of now, humans are limited to earth, and some will starve to prevent overpopulation. It would be very, if not impossibly hard to get the whole world in a balance with humans packed as close as they are in say, Tokyo. A cruel balance, some may call it, but necessary. I'm not trying to say it's nice, or fair, but there it is, C it or not. Flash was nice, animation was nice, song got repetetive. I'm out.


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Black Mages 5 Black Mages 5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hilarious...and awesome...and FF, which is both.

Instead of doing my standard critique of graphics, sound, etc. I'll just say this is the funniest fu**ing thing I've seen in weeks. I've always been a big FF fan, and this tops all. Even without any sort of plotline, voice, or interactivity, this is just plain hilarious. Only thing I noticed wrong was the *sound from final fantrasy 9* at the end. Make more, you get my 5! (lmao rofl) Ok, I'll do a critique anyway.
Graphics- Great, very good fps and didn't slow down.
Plotline-Who needs a plotline in FF?
Sound- Very good, matched the theme perfectly. Doesn't sound 100% clear on a 6.1 surround sound system, but the same as most flashes.
Violence- Awesome, wasn't overly or underly violent.
Humor- Lmao rofl random and awesome.
Overall- Make more...or the mass population will force you to listen to the chocobo song for the rest of your life. (Please?)



SSS: Episode Two SSS: Episode Two

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great flash, here is my critique-in-a-box

Graphics were slightly better than most flash, I've seen worse, I've seen better, but overall it was fairly smooth.
Style- Decent, I like this particular style of animation. Nothing too outstanding, but not shabby at all.

Sound- Good and clear. Despite what anyone else says, your sound is easily clear enough for most flash, and the sound was fitting at the right times. I wish I heard more sound effects though.

Humor- Funny, not my ideal humor, but runs parrellel with my humor "set". I wasn't "omfg lollmao rofl" but it had it's highs. The laughing wizard was not too original, but the conan part was. *Likes the windows media play effects in the background with Bigfoot and Trumpet.

Overall- Good, makes me want to see the next one. This gets a 5, thumbs up, and mayby a cookie thrown in. Look forward to seeing the next one. (Funniest review was the (This sucks but I give 5 one, Gollum anyone...?))


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Mutilation Contrainte Mutilation Contrainte

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Disturbing

This is just plain...disturbing. I've seen a ton of flash, and the sheer disturbing-ness of this makes this the first I actually reviewed...as far as graphics, this is great, a thumbs up. Violence is crazy...because of the sheer amount of blood. Style, fairly original. Absoulutely no humor, makes me kind of sick. And the sound could be better, the song drags on forever through it. Overall, I give a 5, mainly because this flash is sickening to watch. If this was about something else, perhaps not as gory and just plain weird (no offense to anyone that thinks this is normal), I'd have given it at least a 7. Your flash is very promising, I hope to see some more newgrounds stuff from you in the future.